It was a year or so ago and my wife and I were talking. Oral sex is a wonderful invention, she and I agreed, but we had become increasingly aware that many couples don't fully enjoy it. She herself - full disclosure - did not find me exactly spunkelicious.
"It's like ... malted pickles," she said.
So we began to do some research and experimentation - those were good days ... but I digress ... Finally, working with a natural health and nutrition lab, we settled upon exactly the right recipe. Mmm-mmm good! We named our product Ambrosia - the food of the gods - and began selling it online and promoting it at rock concerts, sex toy stores, church socials, etc. The rest is history (at least, we're pretty sure it will be).
Talking openly about oral sex isn't for everyone - though in our opinion, it should be. Every sexologist - and by the way, there's a job that's probably even more fun than ours - will tell you that fellatio is healthy, normal, wonderful, fulfilling (and not too filling). Not to overstate the importance of what we do, but we're pretty sure that more oral sex (in both directions) would make the world a better place.
While oral sex may not be the single best thing one person can ever give to another, it sure beats a poke in the eye with a sharp stick, don't you think?
--Melissa, San Jose, CA
