Frequently Asked Questions

Ambrosia is an all-natural daily supplement that improves the taste of semen. It's made of pure fruit and spice extracts and absolutely nothing else - no funny polysyllabic chemical names here. Guys, take two capsules a day and your partner will notice a dramatic improvement - guaranteed.

Um, well, you could start by asking. Make sure the setting and mood are right before you raise the topic - over lunch with her parents, for example, is probably not an opportune moment.

Of course, maybe you don't need to ask. Maybe you can tell just by the way your lover rushes off to brush her teeth right after you ejaculate. That would be a sign. Or worse, maybe she's developed the habit of suddenly stopping just as you're getting close, the better to avoid another unpleasant encounter with your bitter boy-juice. Such behavior is a clear indication that all is not well in fellatio-land. Ambrosia was conceived and developed precisely to make you taste better and thus dramatically improve the entire situation.

Ambrosia - the food of the gods in mythology - is a carefully balanced blend of nine all-natural ingredients that are known to improve the taste of semen.

These nine ingredients have been combined to deliver the maximum improvement in taste with the minimum dosage, so you get the full benefit by taking just two capsules a day.

Well, one sure sign Ambrosia is working is that you're getting a lot of oral sex, especially repeat business.

Semen taste - and its improvement - is not a new area of scientific study. Research has gone on for years (and man, that's one clinical study we bet you wish you'd signed up for). If we happen to have developed the best product on the market (and we have), it is because we've stood on the shoulders of giants.

Safe?! Dude, we've developed a pill that when used as directed will get you bj's - who the hell cares if it's safe?

OK, seriously now - it's safe. It's all natural ingredients, 100% pure extracts from fruits and spices carefully selected for the magic they work on your man-goo. Ambrosia has no additional additives, preservatives, dyes or harmful chemicals. We're pretty sure it's kosher too.

Yes. When used as directed it produces a more positive outlook on life, increased satisfaction in relationships and an indescribable feeling of bliss. Of course, all of that could be due to the improved sex life, not the Ambrosia itself.

Ambrosia will have no effect on your sexual appetite, performance or anything else.

Um, I dunno, is having great sex habit-forming? Ambrosia will cause you no physical dependency whatsoever - but you totally may get used to your new lifestyle.

For starters, it's not exactly a semen flavorer. It's not like we're adding spearmint or something - though come to think of it, that would be interesting line extension. Maybe there's a toothpaste in our future. Apologies, we digress ...

The reason we're better is our formulation: our blend of nine ingredients - all of which improve the taste of semen - is unique in the industry. Each of those ingredients is present in exactly the right combination for maximum effectiveness in a daily dose. And of course, there's no risk to you since you're protected by our 110% money-back, no-questions-asked, we-think-you're-making-a-terrible-mistake-but-hey-it's-your-life guarantee.

Ah, the pineapple juice rumor. Comes up every time. Okay - but you better really love pineapple juice.

There is some truth to this. However, pineapple juice on its own is not nearly as effective as our blend of nine ingredients (for starters, while drinking enough of it might add a little bit of good flavor, it does nothing to remove all the bad flavors). And remember, Ambrosia is highly concentrated. To get the equivalent level of pineapple alone, you'd have to drink something like a half gallon of pineapple juice a day. Which is expensive, fattening and could actually reduce your opportunities for oral sex, since you'll spend so much time peeing.

There is a lot you'd need to change - no more red meat, booze or tobacco. Obviously no garlic, and the protein shake you drink after working out isn't helping either.

Might as well cut out gambling and swearing too while you're at it. Really, what kind of life is that?

Say it with us: If you take Ambrosia as directed for five days and you (and your partner) are not completely satisfied, simply return the unused portion within 60 days of the date of your purchase, and we'll refund 110% of your money. In case you skipped math class that day, that means a full refund PLUS an additional 10%.

Because women generally taste great anyway. You didn't know this already?

You might wish to undertake a frank and honest appraisal of your hygiene, appearance and personality.